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Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life by Jillia

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ISBN-13
9780762442867
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ISBN
9780762442867
Book Title
Dear Asshole : 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life
Publisher
Running Press
Item Length
7.2 in
Publication Year
2011
Format
Trade Paperback
Language
English
Illustrator
Yes
Item Height
0.5 in
Author
Michelle Madison, Jillian Madison
Genre
Humor
Topic
Form / Puns & Wordplay, General, Form / Parodies, Form / Essays
Item Weight
7.2 Oz
Item Width
5.2 in
Number of Pages
208 Pages

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Publisher
Running Press
ISBN-10
0762442867
ISBN-13
9780762442867
eBay Product ID (ePID)
108939653

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Book Title
Dear Asshole : 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life
Number of Pages
208 Pages
Language
English
Topic
Form / Puns & Wordplay, General, Form / Parodies, Form / Essays
Publication Year
2011
Illustrator
Yes
Genre
Humor
Author
Michelle Madison, Jillian Madison
Format
Trade Paperback

Dimensions

Item Height
0.5 in
Item Weight
7.2 Oz
Item Length
7.2 in
Item Width
5.2 in

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Zink Magazine "This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world." Chicago Tribune Tired of being the bigger person? Though it's not the most enlightened strategy, sometimes all you want is to tell a creep off with a brilliant comeback - which, inevitably, doesn't come to mind until hours later… The new book lets you eloquently vent your rage at life's annoying cast of characters, such as the "(blank) boss," the "overly competitive (blank)," the "social media-obsessed (blank)" and the "(blank) who left dirty dishes in the sink" ("P.S. It's been two weeks. Exactly how much longer does that pot need to 'soak'?"), Zink Magazine This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world., Zink Magazine "This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world.", Zink Magazine "This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world." Chicago Tribune Tired of being the bigger person? Though it's not the most enlightened strategy, sometimes all you want is to tell a creep off with a brilliant comeback -- which, inevitably, doesn't come to mind until hours later... The new book lets you eloquently vent your rage at life's annoying cast of characters, such as the "(blank) boss," the "overly competitive (blank)," the "social media-obsessed (blank)" and the "(blank) who left dirty dishes in the sink" ("P.S. It's been two weeks. Exactly how much longer does that pot need to 'soak'?")
Synopsis
Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more, Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!, Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk in the Hummer who blocked you in, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog? Now you can! Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the asshole with the Bluetooth, you will surely never leave home without this humorous and useful book ever again!

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    This item is so cute and crazy!!! Bless the authors of this item!!! Beau

    This item is so cute and crazy!!! Bless the authors of this item!!! Beau

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    I think it's theraputic to read and I recommend all of you obtain a copy. Sincerely'Pam P.S. I sent one of the pages as a letter to my ex

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    Great to read out loud in a small group, over drinks... My favorite was the wind chimes

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    Very funny extra humorous book--good job ladies--must be fun having friends like you two--keep writing, okay?

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    Laughed out loud while reading. Short and funny .. lots of laughs. Great deal! Will be back to purchase other versions.

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