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Being Pregnant Is Like Having Company for Nine Months : And 174 Other Laughs (Because You'll Need Them) for the Mom to Be by Linda Perret and Gene Perret (2017, Trade Paperback)
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Being Pregnant Is Like Having Company for Nine Months : And 174 Other Laughs (Because You'll Need Them) for the Mom-to-Be, Paperback by Perret, Gene; Perret, Linda; Eastburn, Adam (ILT), ISBN 1944822879, ISBN-13 9781944822873, Brand New, Free shipping in the US Presents a collection of jokes about the comical aspects of being pregnant and becoming a mother.
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Product Identifiers
PublisherFamilius LLC
ISBN-101944822879
ISBN-139781944822873
eBay Product ID (ePID)223886241
Product Key Features
Book TitleBeing Pregnant Is Like Having Company for Nine Months : And 174 Other Laughs (Because You'll Need Them) for the Mom to Be
Number of Pages184 Pages
LanguageEnglish
TopicTopic / Men, Women & Relationships, Topic / Adult, Form / Jokes & Riddles
Publication Year2017
IllustratorEastburn, Adam
GenreHumor
AuthorLinda Perret, Gene Perret
Book SeriesPerret's Joke Book Ser.
FormatTrade Paperback
Dimensions
Item Height0.6 in
Item Weight9.5 Oz
Item Length6 in
Item Width7 in
Additional Product Features
Intended AudienceTrade
Dewey Edition23
Dewey Decimal818.5402
Table Of ContentIf men had the babies, the words "sister" and "brother" would have become obsolete long ago. You can't rush a pregnancy. In fact, when you're pregnant, you can't even rush getting in and out of a car. All pregnant women must realize: there's no such thing as a maternity bikini. Though I'm pregnant, I still have a compact figure. I look like a Volkswagen. Pregnancy can be trying for nine long months, but you're rewarded with a trophy you will love forever. During pregnancy your body goes through some drastic changes and some of them are pretty scary. Like when you open your mouth and your mother's voice comes out. In a few short months, you'll have a little baby around the house to take care of . . . other than the one you married. If pregnancy was all fun and games, men would have created a fantasy league to go along with it.
SynopsisFrom the moment you hear you're going to be a mother, you'll enter into a brand new world that you never imagined. Your daily tasks will be consumed with complex engineering (trying to figure out how to buckle your child's car seat), counseling (healing emotional stress caused by endless boo-boos), learning a foreign language ( Braxton-Hicks , teething ring , nasal aspirator , and onesie , just to name a few), and nighttime navigating (Do you remember what 3 a.m. looks like? If not, you will!) This humorous look at the journey through motherhood will keep you laughing and crying at the greatest adventure you'll ever take.
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